Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Your penis caused this!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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