I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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