hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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