i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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