Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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