weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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