In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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