I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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