I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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