Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
