im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
