she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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