You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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