So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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