I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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