I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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