but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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