we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Can I color on your dick again?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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