before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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