i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I have post one night stand depression
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