We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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