I have demons in me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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