last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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