'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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