So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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