Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
