As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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