she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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