hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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