I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I want to fling myself into the sun
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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