he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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