Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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