Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
wow bdsm is so cute
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
