The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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