I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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