This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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