Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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