he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
this hospital has no fireball
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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