She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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