i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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