Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So. Much. Porn.
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