How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
