Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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