i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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