Kiss
Puke
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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