...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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