I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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