I hate all girls vehemently.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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