oh god the rape fog is back!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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