yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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